please sit down

i may have actually found a job!  at the very least, i'm in the middle of a two-week working interview for a job teaching english to kids ages 1 - 7.  they haven't decided whether to hire me yet and i haven't decided whether to take it.

the upsides, obviously, are fulfillment, glory, and the ability to buy myself new jeans.

the downside is that today i found myself standing in front of the open fridge, wondering what to eat, and singing "sh! be quiet, please sit down" while tapping my fingers together in time.

(to the tune of london bridge)

(you're trying it, aren't you.)